Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
You guys seen that “Son of Batman” trailer?
How long was Damian just standing there.
"It was on fire when we got here!"
- the whole party, at various times.
do you think there will be that one cave in da:inquisition where you’ll be like. this feels familiar.
and then it hits you: it’s that overused da2 caveGod I hope so. That one mansion, too. OR WHAT IF WE EXPLORE THE WORLD AND EVERY CITY IS VAST AND BEAUTIFUL AND EVERY MAP IS DIFFERENT AND EVERY HOUSE HAS ITS OWN LAYOUT BUT THEN AT ONE POINT WE GO TO KIRKWALL AND SUDDENLY EVERY BUILDING IS EXACTLY THE SAME AND YOU’RE LIKE OH GOD IT’S JUSTHERE