Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything
The Modern Superhero Comic Event Picker was inspired by an episode of the 3 Chicks Review Comics podcast in which they joked about someone making a “grim n gritty wheel.” I decided to give it a shot, but it ended up transforming into a modern age gimmick generator — because what is grim n gritty now, other than another gimmick?
This is so amazing guys. Inspired by something Sue and I were talking about on an old episode of 3 Chicks (specifically regarding the nu 52) Kate took us to heart and HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK.
More than a little bit awesome, here.
This would be funny if it weren’t so deadly accurate.
Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.
This literally brought me to tears
I printed it because I want to remember this when I have children
This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.
I wasn’t aware of these changes and now that I am, I am extremely disappointed in Disney.
And props to the woman who did this video.
So, we have had a lot of extra bills this month (approx. $342 USD) and I am finally willing to bite the bullet and open commissions to write short stories. I doubt I’ll be able to make all three hundred dollars we need to be able to breathe, but every penny counts! I am offering two types of commissions at this time:
100-600 words - $1 USD per hundred words.
700-2000 words - $2 USD per hundred words.
2000+ words - Please contact me for terms and pricing! Each request will be considered individually and may involve a longer turnaround time.
What you get for your money: Complete control over your short story. You want adorable fluffy cuddle time? You got it. Hardcore bondage play with whips and breath control? Sure thing! Anything from content so G-rated it would make Disney jealous to Holy Shit XXX Explicit, it’s all yours
if The Price Is Right!Contact me with the details of your commission and I will do my very best to make your darkest fantasies come true.
My turnaround time on stories is generally 1-3 days (less time for shorter stories), as I
agonize over whether or not you will like itpainstakingly craft your commission to the greatest of my ability. I personally guarantee that you will get at minimum the wordcount you have paid for - anything over that, even if I get on a roll and write several hundred extra words over, is yours for free! Think of it as OMG icing on your Cake of Awesome. When the story is complete, I will take a cell-phone quality picture of a section of the story and e-mail it to you as proof of completion, along with a Paypal invoice. Once I’ve received payment, I will e-mail you the finished product!
DESIRE DEMON DOLLAR DEAL
$1 USD flat rate - purchase as many as you like! Each one will be self-contained, unique and written expressly for you!
What the hell is this?: For those who want a little
pornstory but don’t care what the particulars are, this option is for you! Give me a pairing/OT3 (no more than 3 characters, please :D) and a prompt of no more than five words, and I will write you a snippet. (Examples: Clint/Natasha, “red ribbons”; Tony/Steve/Pepper, “How Tony crashed Tumblr (again)”; Fix-It Felix Jr./SGT Calhoun, “fun with military uniforms”; Mage!Hawke/Cullen, “role reversal”, etc.) Length will vary widely depending on the prompt, but these bits will more often than not be at least vaguely porny in nature (it’s called the Desire Demon Dollar Deal for a reason, folks) and hopefully always entertain, titillate, and maybe even make you laugh. (D3 Deals MAY include unwarned dubcon/noncon content; if you do NOT want these in your prompt, please specify this in your e-mail!)
Getting one of these is simple: using the contact information below, simply e-mail me your pairing/OT3 and prompt (you can include multiples in the same e-mail if you are purchasing more than one!), and I will e-mail you back with a PayPal invoice when the snippet is complete. Once I’ve received payment, I will e-mail you the finished product!
Why would I get this over a standard commission?: For one, as my Dragon Age RP group can attest, my turnaround time on these is ridiculously fast - D3 Deals are like kinkmeme prompts, quick, easy and satisfying, and I can often have your snippet to you within a few hours…. even a few minutes, if you catch me online and not at work! With no length restrictions, I am free to let the prompt do whatever the hell it wants. You might get a stripped-down, achingly poetic composition of 50-100 words…. or you could get an epic romance of 2k+ words. Take a gamble and see what the Desire Demon has in store for you….
Why do they call you the Desire Demon?: Because I will slash anything. Anything. I once wrote about a man lusting after a metal trashcan. (I still refer to it fondly as ‘Bang The Dustbin Slowly’.) COME AT ME, BRO.
THINGS I WILL WRITE
FANDOMS: Avengers/MCU, most Marvel Comics, some DC Comics, Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Bioware (Mass Effect, Dragon Age, KOTOR/TOR, Neverwinter Nights), BBC Robin Hood, most Disney movies, Assassin’s Creed, Blizzard (Warcraft/WOW, the Diablo series), Wreck-It Ralph, the Temeraire novels, Tolkien, Terre d’Ange (Jacqueline Carey/the Kushiel novels), Laurell K. Hamilton, Harry Potter, the entire Final Fantasy series (inlcuding 11 and 14), anything with Jeremy Renner in it…. The list goes on and on, and the above series are not comprehensive. Even if I don’t know the fandom you want, chances are I will probably research it enough that I can do a reasonably good job writing your commission for you. If you don’t see the fandom you want, please ask me if I can write it anyway!
NON-FANDOM THINGS: Your OCs, my OCs, you/your friends, RPF (real person fic), original story ideas…. I’m sure I’m forgetting some things here. Again, just ask me, I’ll probably write it.
SOME NOTES ON SPECIFIC KINKS: I am okay with writing dubcon, and open to the idea of noncon, but these will both be handled on a case-by-case basis and probably restricted to shorter wordcounts only. (Anything goes for D3 Deals, of course.)
So I totally forgot these in my rush to get this posted. :X Some examples of my fic work:
Those looking specifically for porn work, I can direct you to http://archiveofourown.org/works/805674 which, while Bucky/Clint, is a fair example of my work. ;x
Still interested after that wall of text?
For all commissions, payments are taken via Paypal invoice. Please e-mail me at AMEROUHOWLING [AT] GMAIL [DOT] COM with the appropriate header:
For standard commissions, please put COMMISSION: STANDARD in the subject line.
For D3 Deals, please put COMMISSION: D3 DEAL in the subject line. If you are purchasing multiples, please list how many you want (like COMMISSION: D3 DEAL x3).
That’s it! I’m looking forward to
all three of you who are willing to pay me to write smutletsyour business! Signal boosts and reblogs appreciated!
Fennec Fox!!! I can’t wait to get one as a pet XD
when i was little i was convinced that krillin’s head was some sort of secret eighth dragon ball